I Can't Complain (but sometimes I still do)

... and Beat her patron saint, Charlie "Fat Bastard" Weis

Beat the Mispronounced French Church

Beat the Tarnished Dome

Beat the Leprechauns

Beat the Drunken Irish

Beat the Perpetually Overrated

Beat the Domers

Beat the Perpetually Overranked

Beat Granny Holtz

Beat the We Are Catholic In Name Only School

Beat the Lawnmower-Challenged

Beat the Champion of the Armed Forces Conference

Beat the Holier Than Thou Attitude

Beat the I Can't Find South Bend On A Map ND Fans

Beat the Never Waking Echoes

Beat the Irish!