Why do we call the Ducks the Zeros? Because some idiot decided to change the logo on the helmut from the letter "O" to the number "0". And frankly their play has lived up to it. Don't even get me started on their Robo-Duck gay mascot. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I am married with two children (so far). I have a good job, a big house in the suburbs and an even bigger mortgage. I have many responsibilities, little free time, and a few precious things that bring me joy. Like USC Football.