This week, I call on the University of Notre Dame to end the despicable and tasteless practice of midget tossing. It's a shame that in this day and age People of Small Stature are subjected to such abuse. Is there no decency left?
Look at the poor little fella, he's scared out of his mind.
I am married with two children (so far). I have a good job, a big house in the suburbs and an even bigger mortgage. I have many responsibilities, little free time, and a few precious things that bring me joy. Like USC Football.