I Can't Complain (but sometimes I still do)

Thank God, as He was on our side in dispatching the unwashed masses, the godless heathens back to Communist Northern Kalifornia. Yes, the Men of Troy were victorious over the Peoples Democratic Republik University of Kalifornia, 23-9, shattering the hopes and dreams that Kal students had of going to the Rose Bowl for the first time since their grandfathers were young men. Rumor has it that numerous dirty hippies journeyed to Pasadena after the game to view the Rose Bowl in person and reflect on all that was lost on Saturday.

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